Don Larkin: HGTV WTF ISP (For Jay-Bo)

He’s gotta room but he can’t lock it
He’s got his number right on his pocket
3 grown men filling up the 8 x 12
Dorothy this ain’t Iowa it’s closer to hell

A guitar and his thoughts and early lights out
A pain in his soul he won’t talk about
HGTV on the cable just adds to the hurt
Ohhhh Big Brother can you spare a little dirt

Tuesday already so he’s writing to Tee
He writes so pretty man you just gotta see
Another day another dollar and he’s writing to Vee
Gettin’ his inspiration from the cable TV

Phones are outside on the wall in the yard
He calls his buddies & his Mama, 10 minutes per call
A little time in the sunshine wishing there was trees
The bright sunny days only add to the tease

A guitar and his thoughts and early lights out
A pain in his soul he won’t talk about
HGTV on the cable just adds to the hurt
Ohhhh Big Brother can you spare a little dirt

Tuesday already so he’s writing to Tee
He writes so pretty man you just gotta see
Another day another dollar and he’s writing to Vee
Gettin’ his inspiration from the cable TV