Monday, January 25, 2010

Record Albums I Will Never Own dept.

Maybe it's the gold watch and bracelet... Perhaps it's the cummerbund vinyl pants... It could be the haircut this dude stole from Elvis... Or maybe it's the fact that the name of the album is REBORN. Could it be that creepy smile, or... THAT MASK?

I know better than to judge a book by it's cover, but when I came across this in the discount bin at the CD Warehouse, I immediately put it back. I can only imagine the sounds that would come from this album... hypnotic serenades that entrance you... Then the next thing you know you are re-enacting a scenario similar to the one in the movie Jumanji.



Len Cleavelin said...

Damn you, Goose.

There isn't enough brain bleach in the world to purge that sight from my memory. And at 4:08 in the AM, too... My whole day is ruined!!! Ruined, I tell you!

Omni said...

I have to agree-YIKES!! What is it about unattractive middle-aged men who go in for big hair and inappropriately fancy and fitted clothes that just makes your skin crawl?

David said...

Is this Ronnie Milsap's lost glam album? Actually this thing probably falls into one of three catagories:
1.It rocks like hell.
2.It's so utterly weird and retarded it's worth hearing.
3.This cat is so lame he can't get arrested in Branson.