Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Best Effin' Email Ever

I eagerly bought Andy Shernoff's new EP, "Don't Fade Away" last night and found this wonderful email in my inbox this morning:


Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

USPS

(1) Andy Shernoff: Don't Fade Away

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our world-renowned packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, September 26, 2012.

We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

We miss you already. We'll be right here at http://cdbaby.com/, patiently awaiting your return.
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CD Baby

The little store with the best new independent music.
http://cdbaby.com cdbaby@cdbaby.com (503)595-3000

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Pertinent Link:

Andy Shernoff Official

 

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